Its been so busy the last few days, with yard patrols and spider hunting, that I needed a day off. I was so tired, I decided to just lay down and eat, my favorite purple bear watching. Its almost as good a breakfast in bed, but for some reason, humans have a thing about eating on the floor, but not eating in bed. If they only knew of the things crawling around in bed..and when was the last time they changed the sheets, anyway?
So after my lazy meal, I lazed around in my favorite chair. Gave me time to contemplate the last few days. I'm showing my tummy a little, my hair almost grown back and my lady bits not showing any more. Am I still attractive? Should I really think about getting lady implants, given that all the boy cats are a buzz about their nooticals? Are we escalating a gender competition here? Haven't we recently learned that beauty and looks aren't everything? But then again, since none of us can really "go all the way", maybe fussing about our looks is not such a bad thing. Just think of it,
8 (not six! haha, I can't count) jugs to drive the boy cats nuts. Hmmm...I guess my lady surgery didn't completely eliminate those teenage hormones...
Its been so busy the last few days, with yard patrols and spider hunting, that I needed a day off. I was so tired, I decided to just lay down and eat, my favorite purple bear watching. Its almost as good a breakfast in bed, but for some reason, humans have a thing about eating on the floor, but not eating in bed. If they only knew of the things crawling around in bed..and when was the last time they changed the sheets, anyway?
So after my lazy meal, I lazed around in my favorite chair. Gave me time to contemplate the last few days. I'm showing my tummy a little, my hair almost grown back and my lady bits not showing any more. Am I still attractive? Should I really think about getting lady implants, given that all the boy cats are a buzz about their nooticals? Are we escalating a gender competition here? Haven't we recently learned that beauty and looks aren't everything? But then again, since none of us can really "go all the way", maybe fussing about our looks is not such a bad thing. Just think of it, 8 (not six! haha, I can't count) jugs to drive the boy cats nuts. Hmmm...I guess my lady surgery didn't completely eliminate those teenage hormones...
17 comments:
I'm very impressed that you can eat lying down! You look very cozy in that big chair.
You are definitely still attractive. I don't understand all the fuss about nooticals and things, but I know I'm looking forward to being old enough to have a girlfriend!
Wow! I never tried eating while laying down. It looks very relaxing. Maybe I should move my food bowl closer to my bed...
Tara, I think we should Just Say No to lady implants! You look beautiful just the way you are.
Tara
Yu are booteefull just as yu are. Yu don't need any surjergies to make any enhancements.
I fink yu knoos how to relax...that wuz a furry koot pixchur of yu lyin in that big chair. Loved how yur tail curved. Yu has booteefull colorings.
Abby
We do have to say no to the lady jugs (but we didn't have anything cut off, either)! A smooth lean tummy is what is attractive...In other words, just the way you are.
Your face and your tummy are adorrrrrable!
It is good to be lazy now and then... in between our blur of activity
I have the same PTU!!! Well actually Chase does but I lived in his for 3 days when I was recovering. You certainly don't need implants, you're a gorgeous kitten just the way you are.
Latte
Hun, that would be 8 jugs. Count agin. And they would be hangin' down and flappin in the breeze and in the way when you walk. Nah, who needs em? Only kittens, and you ain't havin none of those. Nope.
Luf, Us
NO, no implants fur us kitties. Da beans dat do dat stuff iz crazy! Yoor beyootiful just as yoo are. Oh grate, now mom is singing - every thing is beyootiful, in it's own waaaaay - she's gotta stop! But we do agree wif da song, every bodies beyootiful, in it's own way!
Looks like you're have a really good day - this is exactly my favourite type of day too. FAZ
hey - how come we don't have any comfy chairs like that? you look so cozy and cute!
Your beautiful even without your lady bits.
We have the same PTU too! We think you are bee-yootiful just the way you are. We don't get to eat on the floor because the woofie would eat our food, so we've never tried laying down to eat. I think we would fall off the buffet cabinet if we did. You look very comfy in your chair.
Now THAT is classy! SO REGAL - not even standing up to eat. I LOVE it. I am going to have to try that. Fabulous, royal princess!
xxx
You look relaxed!!
So cute!
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We use to lay down when eating wild mice. Mice can run, but not fly, so we lay on our backs and keep mices into the air. You are a hansome looking male. We are supposed to have babies later this year.
Rosa and Felicia
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Did you lose some nuts too?! This is crazy! We finks you are beautiful - inside and out!
Wow, eating while lounging... I'm going to have to try that
-Lando Bun
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