Ok, so I'm not as frooty as some, but Luxor and Skeezix both said I qualify, so I guess I get to be an honorary frootbat.
The other night, Mom and I were playing with my orange-feather fishing pole toy. We were having so much fun, and Mom lafed so hard, and then I heard another kitty! Mom was hiding one, I was convinced! Even though Mom tried to tell me there was no other kitty, and that she made the hissing noise through her teeth when she lafed, I didn't believe her. It sounded just like another kitty! I just knew there was a kitty, so I got my laser beam eyes and I looked real hard. Since the kitty wasn't in Mom's chair, I went up the stairs to the kitchen.
Then I looked some more. I got nice and big and fluffy so the other kitty was sure to know who was in charge. Mom just kept lafin', and I kept hearing the other kitty! I looked in the kitchen, but couldn't find it! So, I just turned tail right on Mom and let her know what I thought about her hiding the kitty!