I had to take Kavan out to prove to him the aliens were really gone. I have to admit, however, I enjoyed tagging along on his alien search. I had to inspect all of those cabinets as well, I would hate for my baby brother to get snatched by aliens.
Meezer Rule: Let Mom and Dad believe that your sibling is the only one that can open cabinets. That way, you can review the contents at will, and he gets blamed for it.
PSS: Do you like my new purple harness?