Wordy Wednesday: Back at Dad

So I'm toady, huh Dad? You want to play? You want to play with your hand in my tube? You think I'm "toady"? I'll show you toady. Do toads have claws? Do toads have teeth? Oh, was that your hand in my mouth? Did I bite down a little too hard? I see a little dribble of red running towards your wrist. Yes Mom, I know how to pull my claws and teeth WHEN I WANT TO. What, you want to play some more? This is a little fun....maybe I shouldn't be so rough...oppps...gotta run, I need to yak up that big crane fly I ate in the backyard tonight. I had to eat it...you aren't giving me enough Evo...now I need to take a bath, that crane fly yak is pretty disgusting. Maybe I'll snuggle in bed a little later...maybe...