Thurday Thirteen: Mom's away, the Poodin will Play!

Mom and Dad are both gone. For having the unmitigated gall to leave me home alone, here are thirteen things I plan to do while they can't see me

1. Use mom's chair as my telelporter over to all my bloggie friends
2. Climb high up the blinds to get a better view of the cul-de-sac
3. Help with the process of universal entropy by making sure everything on a high flat surface is now on the floor (the lowest energy state)
4. Play with my dry kibble until I get most of it under the rug in the human litterbox room right in front of the sink, so when they stand on it, the kibble is crushed to dust (helping entropy again)
5. Kick my water while playing with the kibble, so that what didn't make it under the rug turns into a goppy glop on the floor that again, can be stepped in
6. Use the litter box, then walk on the kitchen table so the table cloth can clean my paws
7. Knock over the old floor lamp so they have an excuse to buy a new one, and continue helping entropy
8. Climb up the ficus to keep my claws in shape
9. Open the mail stacked up on the dinning room table to make sure one of my friends didn't send me something
10. Check out Mom's jewlry for something I might want to wear
11. Watch American Idol
12. Sharpen my claws on the waterbed
13. Hide all the pens and pencils in my favorite hiding spot (I'm not telling)