Dad...Dad.....
DAD!!!!!
Ignore the woman in the background, she is just a distraction. Stare into my eyes. You are getting sleepy. Listen to me. Ignore that bag in your hand, its just BBQ potato chips. Put it down. Now, go to the kitchen cupboard where the Temptations are. Yes, just do it. Do it NOW! You are under my control, and I demand Temptations.
Remember, you need those fingers to dig out those greasy potato chips.
