Mom and Dad are both gone. For having the unmitigated gall to leave me home alone, here are thirteen things I plan to do while they can't see me
1. Use mom's chair as my telelporter over to all my bloggie friends
2. Climb high up the blinds to get a better view of the cul-de-sac
3. Help with the process of universal entropy by making sure everything on a high flat surface is now on the floor (the lowest energy state)
4. Play with my dry kibble until I get most of it under the rug in the human litterbox room right in front of the sink, so when they stand on it, the kibble is crushed to dust (helping entropy again)
5. Kick my water while playing with the kibble, so that what didn't make it under the rug turns into a goppy glop on the floor that again, can be stepped in
6. Use the litter box, then walk on the kitchen table so the table cloth can clean my paws
7. Knock over the old floor lamp so they have an excuse to buy a new one, and continue helping entropy
8. Climb up the ficus to keep my claws in shape
9. Open the mail stacked up on the dinning room table to make sure one of my friends didn't send me something
10. Check out Mom's jewlry for something I might want to wear
11. Watch American Idol
12. Sharpen my claws on the waterbed
13. Hide all the pens and pencils in my favorite hiding spot (I'm not telling)
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Tara, I love number 4! That's one of my favorite things to do too. It give my mom a little scare like she's stepping on an awful bug or something, which is fun!
Watch out doing #12, you mite get wet and wet and kitty don't mix well!
Oh waterbeds - they are soooo much fun!
Our meowmize is laughing at your list of fings to do. She says we do all of them, except we sharpen our claws on a regular bed...Sia
We don't know what that word "entropy" means, but it sure sounds like fun!
Did yer Momma REALLY watch da video?! Da fries did not break down even after 10 weeks!!! Well, we hopes YOU don't eat any of them deadly fries! We luvs you!
That is an excellent to do list. That should keep you busy for a while.
And you do ALL this when your mum is away ? you little terrorist you ! But you are right ! She will return sooner, that's for sure to avoid other dammages ! When I am away Mr. Gattino fattens all four, he always thinks the poor darlings would starve !
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It sounds like you are going to be busy while your humans are gone, Tara. You are a very smart cat to know all about entropy!
You are going to have a very busy and fun day, Tara!
*giggle*
Tara
I fink your Momma and Daddy are in for some surprises when they come back.
Abby
We were glad to see that you were less scared about being left alone, Tara! See, you are a smart girl...you figured out lots of things to have fun while they were gone.
Sounds like you have a very full and very fun day planned.
Great job! It is very important to make them pay when they leave. Sounds like you've got a great plan and you should get busy!
Latte
HA HA HA HA HA!!! You go girl!!! Oh Tara, you are SO siamese it is hilarious! I have no doubt you will do all of those things and more. Hopefully your human's will get the message and not leave you alone again. My slaves are off to Amsterdam at the end of April. Watch this space for my list of naughty things! I will be taking tips from you!!
Super great ideas Tara!
I will be over later to help you.
What fun!!
~Princess
Wow, I think that there is a long nap in your future, I got worn out just readin' that list!
Tee hee. You are a very good girl to be so destructive while your Mom and Dad left you all alone.
Luf, Us
oh and poop on a pillow! you has to poop on a pillow when they is away.
That list looks like a full time job! We hope you left some time for just napping because it's very important to get your proper rest. (And that's what Mom is saying now, so we have to go to bed.)
~J&B
What an excellent list, Tara. I'll have to try some of those things when Mom & Dad leave for work. Now...where should I start!?
Your friend
Misty E
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