Well, yesterday's hunt was a bust, other than the alien (it was that green shiny metal thing in the third picture, Mom said it was just a squashed soda can, but I knew better). Today, things got off to an encouraging start. I couldn't believe, Kavan found a fly!
I had to show Kavan how to torture..eh..play with it correctly. However, it wasn't very challenging, it was moving like molasses...even Kavan could catch it. Just because it was 40 degrees outside was no excuse not to play properly! But then, I heard something very exciting and looked up, when I looked back, Kavan was licking his chops....no time, had to run over to the wood pile to see what the noise was...
Look at this huge bird! I couldn't believe my eyes!
Kavan and I ran over to the far corner of the yard. Mom was still on the other end near the wood pile........
Then it happened. Kavan couldn't stand it and jumped, yes JUMPED, onto the edge of the fence facing the open space! (It is lower than standard so Mom and Dad can see the view). Mom screamed NO KAVAN!!, dropped her coffee, and ran towards us, with all sorts of bad words coming out of her mouth. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! Well, that's all it took, over he went. More bad words about Dad not putting a gate going to the open space. I've never seen Mom move so fast, she hauled her fat ...eh...she jumped over that fence like a gazelle, thats right, a gazelle. Which was interesting, as she was in her Burkenstocks with fuzzy gray socks, black sweat pants, a heavy green coat, green fuzzy ear muffs, brown mittens with white snow flakes on the knuckles, and a black ball cap that said NEW YORK. Once he got on the other side, Kavan couldn't believe what came over the fence towards him, so started to hide in the rabbit brush, but was a little scared of it. Mom scoped him up, then dropped him back over on our side of the fence. Then I watched as this alien come over the fence towards me! I needed to protect Kavan! I fluffed up as big as I could and GROWLED! You can't convince me that was Mom, she was abducted in the open space! This green alien in fuzzy ear muffs scoped both of us up and hauled us inside, saying words like "No more outside for either of you for a while". Then the alien peeled off all of those strange clothes, and gave Mom back to us. This was all Kavan's fault!
We better get to go outside again, you little woose!
I had to show Kavan how to torture..eh..play with it correctly. However, it wasn't very challenging, it was moving like molasses...even Kavan could catch it. Just because it was 40 degrees outside was no excuse not to play properly! But then, I heard something very exciting and looked up, when I looked back, Kavan was licking his chops....no time, had to run over to the wood pile to see what the noise was...
Look at this huge bird! I couldn't believe my eyes!
Kavan and I ran over to the far corner of the yard. Mom was still on the other end near the wood pile........
Then it happened. Kavan couldn't stand it and jumped, yes JUMPED, onto the edge of the fence facing the open space! (It is lower than standard so Mom and Dad can see the view). Mom screamed NO KAVAN!!, dropped her coffee, and ran towards us, with all sorts of bad words coming out of her mouth. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! Well, that's all it took, over he went. More bad words about Dad not putting a gate going to the open space. I've never seen Mom move so fast, she hauled her fat ...eh...she jumped over that fence like a gazelle, thats right, a gazelle. Which was interesting, as she was in her Burkenstocks with fuzzy gray socks, black sweat pants, a heavy green coat, green fuzzy ear muffs, brown mittens with white snow flakes on the knuckles, and a black ball cap that said NEW YORK. Once he got on the other side, Kavan couldn't believe what came over the fence towards him, so started to hide in the rabbit brush, but was a little scared of it. Mom scoped him up, then dropped him back over on our side of the fence. Then I watched as this alien come over the fence towards me! I needed to protect Kavan! I fluffed up as big as I could and GROWLED! You can't convince me that was Mom, she was abducted in the open space! This green alien in fuzzy ear muffs scoped both of us up and hauled us inside, saying words like "No more outside for either of you for a while". Then the alien peeled off all of those strange clothes, and gave Mom back to us. This was all Kavan's fault!
We better get to go outside again, you little woose!
